Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace by
giving our kids rockets, machine guns, atom-bomb kits, and tanks.

Christmas is when your neighbor's television keeps you awake until
the early hours of the morning playing Silent Night

An unbreakable Christmas toy is one that's guaranteed to last through
the New Year.

He who gets the greatest joy gets to keep the toys.

Christmas is the day when you resolve to do your Christmas shopping
early next year.

Never mind about not believing in Santa Claus. Just be glad it comes
only once a year.

~ Marvin Murphy

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